It's only because I care

Okay so I have this friend. Let's just say her name is...

Nettie ( Mercedes know who I'm talking about ].

So Nettie is very... uh... confused?

Is that the correct word?

I say this because there are two guys.

The ex boyfriend & the ex(?) crush.

So the ex boyfriend is a total DOUCHE!! I couldn't stand him for 3 years. He's is so rude & heartless & evil. He cares nothing for the girls he's dating. He's a cheater & he treated Nettie ( which happens to be my best friend ] like a complete dog!

One minute he calling her out of her name, the next he talking about they never went together & the next he like "We broke up! Remember?!" && I'm like .... can YOU remember!? Obviously YOU'RE having the memory problems.

But I don't understand why she keeps crawling back to him. She said she wasn't going to talk to him anymore & here she go, today, texting him. WHY?!

So she's in 8th period like "Ooh (insert name here) is blowing me! He always acting shady!"

Well YEAH!!

Being such the heartfelt person that I am, I told her.

Well I was actually like :

STOP FUCKING TALKING TO HIM!!! WHEN HAS HE EVER SAID I LOVE YOU AND MEANT IT?! HE TALKING ABOUT 'WHICH EX GIRLFRIEND' TO YOU, SO OBVIOUSLY THIS DUDE GIVES 2 CENTS ABOUT YOU! I CARE ABOUT YOU & I'M TELLING YOU THIS. I'M YELLING THIS AT YOU, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO FUCKING OPEN YOUR G-DAMN EYES & UNDERSTAND THAT. I HATE (insert name here) & U NEEDA MOVE ON!

So she's just sitting there ...

*pops a Tylenol*

Now... on with the ex-crush.

He is so on/off with her. I don't get where this dudes think they can just treat her any kind of way.

He over there whispering in her ear talking about "When I'm-a get in them draws?"

What?! She so confused, though. She just like "...i don't know..."

I woulda been like "Better find some other girl to stick your no good self inside, because I'm not the one!"

Just UGH!!

*pops another Tylenol*

Why do she take that crap!?