Deadly School Supplies !

Firstly, I would like to say Happy Halloween! I'm not much of a Halloween person anymore, but in the future, I may be. I never carved a pumpkin, so I think that will be pretty epic. As for now, I'll just watch scary movies (extremely scared of Horror films...)

Now...on with my blog! I was talking with someone one day when I was walking to AVID and what I said made me think...

School supplies are seriously...dangerous, but they won't let us have rat-tail combs or a plastic knife.

I know what you're thinking:

*High pitched voice* Why would you have a plastic knife at school?!

Well...maybe, someone wanted to cut up their pizza properly, or they probably brought some chicken to school and wanted to cut it up evenly to share with friends... IDK.

Okay, but with a rat-tail comb. It's a comb. I mean even though it's like sort of...pointy on the other end, it does very well with parting :)

But now you have scissors. Scissors! It may not do MAJOR damage..but it can do damage. Actually, I take that back. One of the schools in my campus had an incident where a boy got stabbed last year. He was only in the hospital for a day, or maybe they stretched the hours too far, but he was in a hospital. Either way, scissors=injury.

Next, sharp pencils. I'm not sure if it's only me, but I like writing with semi-dull, semi-sharp pencils. Others I know like super-sharp pencils. That's bad...

Then u have those HUGE textbooks. You can like...beat a person bloody with those things. Have you seen the Biology books?!

Lastly, glue. Idk if glue is non-toxic or not...but a person can die of poising if they swallow glue... right ? RIGHT?!

My point has been made :)

You see the Biology book? Our biology books are bigger! I'm not over-exaggerating, either. That's how big the Algebra books are, and we're getting bigger ones soon...Look at that... deadly. Side Note: Have you seen that episode of Fairly OddParents when it was Job Day or something, and Timmy's dad was a "pencil pusher"? (whatever that is) Well anyways, the kids were throwing the pencils at his dad, and he almost got murdered!

Even though the handle design is pretty nifty, look at the sharpness!Even though it says "Safe, Non-Toxic", it can be dangerous... you never know... just a thought... Keep that in mind when you play Arts-n-Crafts with little ones...They said it was called a "bone comb"...which makes me want to say Bone, Thugz-n-Harmony, but...the end isn't even THAT sharp. You'll need major force to give someone a major poke...

p.s. the school locks ! Just think about it. A person can take off a lock or two...or three and put it(them) on his/her I.D. lanier and start swinging at whomever. *sigh*

... I noticed the mark isn't all the way on the zero....