Deadly School Supplies !

Firstly, I would like to say Happy Halloween! I'm not much of a Halloween person anymore, but in the future, I may be. I never carved a pumpkin, so I think that will be pretty epic. As for now, I'll just watch scary movies (extremely scared of Horror films...)

Now...on with my blog! I was talking with someone one day when I was walking to AVID and what I said made me think...

School supplies are seriously...dangerous, but they won't let us have rat-tail combs or a plastic knife.

I know what you're thinking:

*High pitched voice* Why would you have a plastic knife at school?!

Well...maybe, someone wanted to cut up their pizza properly, or they probably brought some chicken to school and wanted to cut it up evenly to share with friends... IDK.

Okay, but with a rat-tail comb. It's a comb. I mean even though it's like sort of...pointy on the other end, it does very well with parting :)

But now you have scissors. Scissors! It may not do MAJOR damage..but it can do damage. Actually, I take that back. One of the schools in my campus had an incident where a boy got stabbed last year. He was only in the hospital for a day, or maybe they stretched the hours too far, but he was in a hospital. Either way, scissors=injury.

Next, sharp pencils. I'm not sure if it's only me, but I like writing with semi-dull, semi-sharp pencils. Others I know like super-sharp pencils. That's bad...

Then u have those HUGE textbooks. You can like...beat a person bloody with those things. Have you seen the Biology books?!

Lastly, glue. Idk if glue is non-toxic or not...but a person can die of poising if they swallow glue... right ? RIGHT?!

My point has been made :)

You see the Biology book? Our biology books are bigger! I'm not over-exaggerating, either. That's how big the Algebra books are, and we're getting bigger ones soon...Look at that... deadly. Side Note: Have you seen that episode of Fairly OddParents when it was Job Day or something, and Timmy's dad was a "pencil pusher"? (whatever that is) Well anyways, the kids were throwing the pencils at his dad, and he almost got murdered!

Even though the handle design is pretty nifty, look at the sharpness!Even though it says "Safe, Non-Toxic", it can be dangerous... you never know... just a thought... Keep that in mind when you play Arts-n-Crafts with little ones...They said it was called a "bone comb"...which makes me want to say Bone, Thugz-n-Harmony, but...the end isn't even THAT sharp. You'll need major force to give someone a major poke...

p.s. the school locks ! Just think about it. A person can take off a lock or two...or three and put it(them) on his/her I.D. lanier and start swinging at whomever. *sigh*

... I noticed the mark isn't all the way on the zero....

FOOD FIGHT !

so the title pretty much gives the summary of what this blog will be about. This will be super short ! (I'm sure...) :
Today...we had a food fight. It was so lame though ! Only like 3 people threw food and the rest were throwing food on the ground. I, myself, Marissa, didn't care who was throwing food, because I was way too busy grabbing my binder, purse and book bag, running towards the door. I also had to grab the remaining of my food :D
My gold fish and chocolate chip cookie :]
Does that make me "fat"?
I don't think so ! Unlike my friend, who seriously grabbed like 3 pieces of pizza, crust, chocolate milk, gold fish, cookies and what else... oh yeah, her book bag and everything else. It was so funny.
I hate food fights because we have to wear white shirts and khakis. I'll be darned if I get ketchup on my pants, then get on a public transportation after school. People will seriously think I don't know what to do when my "period" starts. That's so embarrassing !
But the other reason is because the security guards, teachers, whomsoever, won't let us out the door! So we're like easy targets :O
I know they do that so the actual starters won't get away, but THINK ABOUT ME! An innocent student, just eating her food, listening to her iPod, occasionally banging a super cool beat on the lunch table and talking with her friends.
*sigh* Oh well.... they have cameras in the lunch room, so they knew who threw the food and everything. I bet they were laughing at us run... Lol. Now that I think of it, that would be kind of funny to see that :]

Synonyms, Security Guards and Favoritism

Why does all (or most) of my blogs talk about things that happened around the 2nd period time?
Me and my best friend, Mercedes, were walking down the hallway, talking about Christianity. So this security guard was like, "Move over! Move over!" She's trying to push us over with her broke-down walky talky. So we're moving over to the direction she's pushing us towards, wondering "Wtf is she doing?!" Then she's like "Now look down! See, if you was paying attention, this wouldn't have happened!" We look down and we're standing in Orange Juice! (or at least I thought... I HOPE it was Orange Juice...) I'm like "You made us do this!" A teacher was like "Why did you step in it?" Mercedes was like "That wasn't even our fault!"
Mind you, we were walking on the opposite side of the hall! She did that on purpose! I can't stand her. As Tiffani would say "She be on jokes!" :)

Now, we're finally in 2nd period (Environmental Science). We're learning about Bioaccumulation and Biomagnification, or something... Well, the two definitions for said words were supposed to be different but they were the same! It was just worded differently. So some of the students were like "Uh...those two words are the same.", and Ms. Lama was like "No they're not".
...Yes they are! The definitions are extremely similar... *sigh* anyways.

Lastly, favoritism. I had to go to the bathroom so badly. It wasn't even funny.
Me: Ms. Lama! *waves hand* Ms. Lama!
Lama: *talking to other student* Okay. Now summarize...
Me: *waves hand frantically* Oh God!
Friends: Ms. Lama....
Lama: Yes?
Friends: Marissa has to go to the bathroom
Lama: One second...
Tiffani: Can I go to the bathroom to get some tissue?
Lama: Yes

OMG!! Everyone was like "Go pee! Just go! Walk out! Just go!!" & I was like "No...I don't... wanna get in trouble...". I eventually went, but how can someone go to the bathroom for tissue & I have an emergency, and I can't go? I just don't understand her sometimes...

You wanna throw the 1st punch ?

We all know that fighting is overrated. Now fighting over a boy is overrated and stupid. Why, is my question. It's the most ignorant and ghetto thing. Stereotype put aside, but it's always the "hood rats" doing it over some "gangster", under-educated boy. I actually saw something like that. There was the baby mama and the girlfriend. They both looked pregnant if you ask me. The baby daddy/boyfriend was with his friends on the sideline (we'll call this the bystander's zone].

So why the two girls, who looked harrowingly strange, are at each other's neck like wild lions. They're circling each other and throwing razor blade words (although they aren't hurting each other]. But in the bystander's zone, the boy and his friends are laughing & throwing in their own words. Then the girls start fighting. The bystanders lost their minds! The boys busting out video phones and everything. It was a mess!

I think my point has been made...

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-10.19.2009

This happened last week, but I'm just now getting to it. Last week, one of my best friends, Mercedes, told me about what happened in Spanish. These three jerk-off sophomores (on blast!; Juan, Derrion and Emmanuel] are talking about one of my new friends, Kristie. Kristie dresses nice, professionally. She talks properly, she minds her own business, she isn't loud & she looks smart. She's a cool girl. So these *profanity* saying how she dresses like an old lady and all this stuff. She just ignored them. Way to go, Kristie! Hats off to you!
Just because she not in school all loud and rowdy, just because she's not all on the LAME dudes, she gotta be talked about? All these dudes want are "Bust it babies" (as Kristie says).
Some of them will grow out of it and some will never grow up...
How many adult men do you know that want a hood rat? How man do you know that wants to marry them? None...

Bad Poem - Don't Read !

This have no title
But I didn't ask for one.
The teens wake up
When the stars are one.
They care for none
Not even themselves.
Only a quick go
And it's on to hell.
The way they only want a kiss
A simple lick is all it takes.
I know a guy
Never takes a break.
Walk up to a girl
He's not even a man.
"I wanna say nice ass.
I mean Hi. I hope you'll understand".
Some for love
Most for lust.
Just grab from the crowd
To get a quick nut.
Roaming the streets
Neglecting the sleep.
Trying to get hurt
The families that weep.
They only want the bad boys
They only want the hood rats.
They never get the good girls
Or never any cool cats.
But let's face the real facts.
That it's how we once act.
Living life in the quick zone.
For the bags of weed
And cold patron.
But all in time
We do get wise.
Realizing it was mistakes
What we thought was prize.
We live different lives
We lose some friends.
But surely we'll die
Surely in the end.

A Dream ?!

I tell people about a few of my dreams && they all know that their very weird ! Like... makes no sense weird. Even my recent nightmare(s) was weird in the beginning or towards the end. This is what I dreamt last night/this morning.. yeah :

I'm not sure how it officially started, but here's what I remember :

Me, my 2nd period class and some other people were in the science room. We weren't doing anything. We were getting ready for a trip. So we go on the trip, but we went no where ! We got on the Coach bus and drove around in some circles, down the street and we got lost... So the teachers were like

"Go ahead and buy stuff, kids!"

So I go in the gas station and I buy a cookie. But the freakin STORE GUY took my money, but didn't give me my cookie back. So i was like

"uh..excuse me ? I didn't get my cookie."

So this rude ---- threw me a Mr. Good Bar ! What ?!.. so i take the Mr. Good Bar and walk out the store, head down, sad because I didn't get my cookie :(

When I walk out the store, the bus is literally leaving EVERYONE ! So we running like WTF. but we turn around and the school is right there....

We go back to the science class. Just chilling. Then there were kids outside the door tryna get in or watever, but they went to a different school.

Then this police officer walk in && it was like some.... criminal attack outside in the halls or whatever ( I guess that's why there were tryna get in ). So we let em in && it's like a party in the back, but I wasn't interested.

I sit by the window && this girl I know look down at me && is giving me that signal like

"Yo...check ur pants, man !" So i look && I DONT HAVE ANY BOTTOMS ON !!!

So im searching && this boy I know name Chris (football star ) is lookin at me && I feel so embarrassed. I finally find my shorts && put em on..

Then my friend walks in tellin me about how she seriously had sex with this boy outside in the halls.

I'm like :-/

The criminal is caught...blah blah.

The bell rings && everyone walks out. Me && my friends always take like 2 extra minutes to get out the class. A chair accidentally fall bcuz I bumped into it. So the police officer grabs me by my arm and is tryna write me a ticket. I'm like "What are you doing?!"

So he asking me 21 THOUSAND questions about this stupid, already broke chair. My friends are tryna defend me && I get mad.

So I was like "How the fuck you gone write me a ticket for accidentally bumping a chair. Fuck outta here!" && i walk out the class.

(excuse the language)...

The school is not our school ! It's like some...museum/fancy lounge thing !

Then I get tackled by Antonio && I wake up....

WHEN I WAKE UP ! I look at my phone && Antonio sent me a text "Are you sleep?"

:-/